I'm tired.

 

Though still alive.

 

Sorry for no updates.

 

<3. =D 

Today (July 31^st) has been rather…Anger inducing…Shit-rific…Grounds for mass homicide…Eh, all of the above.

 

I got up later than usual. About 9:30. I did the usual. Turn the computer on, and as the login screen loads, put the TV on. I logged on, and opened the usual programs, and connected the Internet. I lay on my couch to watch TV while they loaded. I looked up. The Internet hadn’t connected. I tried again. It failed. I tried manyatime, before I realised what’d happened.

 

We had changed ISP as of today. From Tiscali to Talk Talk. Here the problem lies.

Tiscali had disconnected us, as we were due to switch to Talk Talk today. Unfortunately, Talk Talk weren’t as prepared as Tiscali, and hadn’t actually sent us the pack with out modem and whatnot in. We called them. We were told that one would be sent to us now, and arrive in 5 to 7 working days.

 

WHAT THE FUCK.

 

5 to 7 working days. FUCK NO. I CANNOT TAKE 5-7 DAYS WITH NO INTERNET. I FUCKIN’ BLEED HTML.

 

Well, not really, but it’s exaggerated to get the point across.

 

I get withdrawal symptoms when I’m not online. Call me addicted? Hell, I probably am.

 

The point is, that Talk Talk has spewed forth such shit from their collective mouth. 5 to 7 days? I cannot do that. I have a life online. Most of my friends are online, and it’s where I get the most social contact. Why not just beat me comatose, and tell me you’re replacing the life support machine in about a week. Sure, I can manage.

 

Once again, I exaggerate. But I cannot do that. I mean…No…You can’t do that. They said they’d send us a pack “Priority”. So we’d get it faster. My guess is that was a lie to get us to stop calling them to demand the modem pack.

 

Talk Talk, I hope you catch fire, then are shit on by several elephants that just swallowed a truckload of constipation medicine. I hope you choke to death on the shit. I hope it fills your lungs, so you drown in it. The air shall be replaced by elephant shit.

 

I’m a demented little fucker. Especially when deprived of Internet.

 

 

Unless you get me my Internet tomorrow.

 

How do you contact Talk Talk to actually tell them you don’t want them, and that you’re switching to your old ISP?

(Tiscali has never done anything wrong, never broke down, nothing.)

That’s right. You contact Talk Talk not by phone.

 

BUT BY EMAIL. HOW ARE WE MEANT TO FUCKING EMAIL YOU IF YOU HAVEN’T CONNECTED US YET.

 

 

I’m FUCKING. PISSED. OFF.

 

 

This was typed in Word. The little paperclip popped up. I hope it also goes to hell via elephant shit.

 

 

Typed: 31/7/06.

 

Posted: 1/8/06.

 

 

FUCK YOU, TALK TALK.

 

Edit (1/8/06):

 

Internet resumed. How?

 

We called the *CANCELLATION DEPARTMENT*. We said we wanted to cancel it, as we had no internet.

 

“Well, give us your Email address and we’ll send you something to get reconnected with your old ISP.”

 

WE HAVE NO FUCKING INTERNET. YOU HAVEN’T FUCKING CONNECTED US LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO. WE CANNOT RECEIVE EMAIL, YOU FUCKING SHE-TWAT.

 

“Oh…Well, we’ll give you your username and password, and you can get online with the old modem.”

 

HOLD ON. WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US THIS YESTERDAY.

 

Oh, of course. We called the Cancellation Department, didn’t we. You want our money. So now you can connect us, or we’ll take our money elsewhere.

 

What do you know. We can get online without their modem.

 

“But our technicians prefer you use our modems.”

 

Your technicians can go fuck themselves with a hacksaw. Unlubricated.

 

Then fall down the stairs.

 

 

Also, the Internet keeps disconnecting. As we’re using a Tiscali Modem and a Talk Talk username and Password.

 

Once again,

 

FUCK YOU, TALK TALK!

 

I leave you with a stream of swears.

 

 

FUCKINGSHITTYTALKTALKIHOPESOMEONESTABSYOUINYOURCOLLECTIVETHROATANDWATCHESYOUDROWNINYOUROWNBLOODFUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A great stress reduction technique:

 

Picture yourself near a stream.

Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world."

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is clear.

You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water.

Look. It's the person who caused you all this stress in the first place.

What a pleasant surprise. You let them up... just for a quick breath... then ploop!...back under they go...

You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now... feeling better?

 

 

This is just a quick filler until I do the blog tomorrow about my week (If I can be bothered)

 

Until then.

Hey again all, i'm feeling better now. =)

 

My throat still hurts, but it feels better now...Doesn't hurt as much when I swallow now. And I can talk without it hurting too. Yay. Couldn't go to school because it hurt to talk.

 

That's about it...Bye peoples!

Hey people...Not feeling too well right now...My throat is killing me...It hurts when I talk and when I swallow. I'm also cold and just not feeling well in general...I bet it has something to do with having to do PE in the rain today...Dammit...

 

It wasn't even a game really, we were meant to be playing football. People were picking up the ball and running with it and the teacher payed absolutely no attention whatsoever...I'm gonna stop before this turns into a rant...Ow my throat...

Hey again all. My knee seems to have stoppped hurting (finally!) I hate doing rugby in P.E...I got a cut on my knee (From what!? Someone's shoes? The grass? WTF!?)  So anyway, it's about 2 inches long (!) I can see a lawsuit in this...

 

And now to the calculator: It can do make the following smilies:  ^-^,:^), :^(, 8^), 8^(, :-), :-(, :(, :). And there are more...I can't be bothered to list them all...But it can do all of those smilies.

 

Hopefully there'll be pictures soon...I'll have to think of a cunning plan.  OK, just though of one! It'll soon be into action! ^_^

 

Well, that's all for now. Until next time, bye peoples =-\

People do not listen to me, and things happen that could have been avoided. You'd think people would realise i'm right every time and just listen. It'd save a lot of time, energy, and anger. My friend I hadn't heard from in 9 WEEKS! Was online today. Mum said I had to do Homework, ignoring me as I told her he was at an internet cafe and only had 30 mins. (His internet's broken...=() So, got dragged downstairs and did hw for a min. Came back. And he's not on anymore. He's still not logged back on. DAMMIT!