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February 14

Valentines Day

As I assume you all know, today was Valentines Day. A day about celebration of love, and from what I see, a hell of a lot of heart-shaped stuff.

Anyway, I've decided I could multi-task a little here, as usual. So; Valentines Day is a celebration of love, right? Yes? Good. Here comes the multi-tasking: Love is love. It doesn't matter if the people are the same sex. If it bothers you, stfu you nazi.

Another thing that annoys me is this "fake love". 11/12/13 year olds thinking because they think someone is "wel fit" they are obviously in love with them. Not so. Love is something special. So stop declaring your undying love for someone you've been "goin out wiv" for 2 days. Note the quote marks. These are because these people don't actually "go out". they do not actually go to the cinema or anything like that. All they do is kiss them and declare their undying love, and then move onto another person they will "luv 4eva" the next day. They are whores. Not meaning offense, but it's quite close to the truth. It is not love. You are going out with them so you look cool in front of your friends. A partner seems to be more of a fashion accessory rather than a declaration of love. To people like this, screw you, fucktards.

Yeah, so that's about all. So as a final note;

Happy Valentines Day!

You know who you are.

January 01

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! ^_^

December 31

New Year

It's almost the new year. Yep, mere hours to go until 2006 arrives (GMT, at the time I'm writing this), and I thought I'd just go over what's happened this year. To the world, and myself.

2005

January:

We mourn for the tsunami victims, say we're sorry, and do our bit: put the odd 2p in the little box so the people asking for money to help won't give us evil looks. NOT a good start to the year.
I get the internet, and new friends because of it. W00T. W00T indeed.

February:

Fox hunting made illegal in this country. Cue protests, and people getting hit with pepper spray and tear gas. Y'never get peaceful protests.
Jamie discovers forums. R0xx0rz.

March:

OMG! Pope John Paul II is ill. He attempts to address the people praying for him on easter sunday, but fails. =(
Jamie discovers webcomics. This continues to this day (When I'm writing this)

April:

Pope John Paul II loses his battle with illness, and dies. Religious world is sad. Jamie cares slightly.
Pope Benedict XVI takes his place as new pope. Religious world is happy. Jamie cares slightly.
Prince Harry/Nazi contraversy. Whoopdee-frickin'-doo.
Charles and Camilla are married. Whoopdee-frickin'-doo.

May:

Jamie gets MSN messenger, and an MSN space. Yay.

June:

Micheal Jackson cleared of rape, molestation, etc.

July:

Jamie's birthday. Pwnage.
Live 8 concert.
It is announced that London will host the 2010 Olympics. Jamie does not really care.
Terrorist bombings in London. ='(
Charles de Menezes killed after mistaken for a terrorist. His family sue, milking this for all it's worth. Jamie is not amused.

August:

Anthony Walker is murdered in a racist attack. Jamie makes comments about how everyone's prejudiced, and sarcastically states how society is "really moving forward to make an ideal world".
Hurricane Katrina hits New Orleans. Flooding, destruction and looting at last knock the war in Iraq off of the news.
Jamie tires of seeing the same footage of a car floating down a flooded street while people sit on their rooves, waiting to be rescued.

September:

School starts again, and Jamie's in a new one.
OMG KATE MOSS IS A DRUGG3H!!!11!ONEONE!!1!TWO!

October:

History of Wallace & Gromit is destroyed in a fire, just after the highly successful release of their new epic motion picture: Curse of the Were-Rabbit.
Saddam Hussien on trial. Jamie finds this idiotic, as he should be killed before he escapes again.
Jamie rants about how the Saddam trial is stupid, and devises ways to punish and humiliate him to the full extent of possibilty.
OMG BIRD FLU! Jamie is slightly bothered.

November:

Some crap about David Blunkett and how he's leaving after a sex scandal or some shit like that...
Drinking hours extended. Jamie doth rant. He doth rant indeed.
Pakistan earthquake. (Oh christ, not another disaster! For God's sake! DAMNIT!)

December:

Same sex marriage legalised in the UK.
Christmas! Whoo! Christmas!
Change in adoption laws.

And that's pretty much 2005 for you. Roll on 2006, which will no doubt be full of more disasters, charity appeals, bad news, and general twisted things. Freakiness, insanity, and probably some other shit'll happen. So, pretty much just the same as last year. So, enjoy your New Year's Eve drinking, and remember, that hangover you have in the morning? That's me going "pwn'd.".

ROLL ON 2006! HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM JAMIE! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!

December 24

<Insert appropriate title here>

To my readers, and anyone who stumbles across my space:

I hope you have a <Insert appropriate feeling for holiday you celebrate here> <Insert holiday you celebrate here> from Jamie!

And a happy New Year!

December 01

You know it's Christmas...

You know it's Christmas soon when...

The Christmas lights go up. (In some places they're not going to be called Christmas lights in case they offend other religions..., but the christmas rant is yet to come)
The Coca Cola adverts are on TV!
The Parks advter comes on, telling you to plan for Christmas. Of next year.
Adverts for Toys R Us and Toymaster are on TV!
Christmas cards!
Christmas Decorations! (Up in mid-November in some places...)
The Christmas tree goes up! (Sort of falls into decorations but I gave it a bullet point of it's own)
It snows. (Yeah right! It's cold ALL YEAR but we don't get snow! -.-)
And finally...Metro Radio plays the Christmas songs! Ah yes...I remember a few years ago...One song was hilarious...Here's how it goes:

Rudolph The Brown Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer,

Bottom of his reindeer class,

Wanted to be sleigh leader,

So he started kissin' Santa's ass.

All of the other reindeer,

Learned to really hate his guts!

Whenever they saw Santa,

Rudy's nose was up his butt!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Blitzen had a number,

They took Rudolph out behind the shed,

And got the elves to beat him up!

And how the reindeer loved it, (YAY!)

As Rudolph shouted out in pain, (AAARGH!)

Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer,

You'll never kiss a butt again!

Lol...That song had me in hysterics when I was younger...Good times...=)

November 11

Birthday Party!

Well, it was my brother's birthday today!

Yay. Or not...7 of his friends came over, and proceeded to scream, run around, and try to annoy me. Yeah...REAL FUN...(That was sarcasm for all those idiots out there.)

So...I got a hat (Oh joy...(More sarcasm dumbasses!)) with a scratchcard in. I didn't win anything. A spanish-English dictionary (Should come in handy) and a large bar of Galaxy Chocolate. (Half gone already ;))

And yes, I managed to change a blog about my Brother's birthday into something about me. Only I could ;).

Well, one last thing to say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATHEW!

Goodnight all!

November 05

Guy Fawkes Night!

Hey all, on my way back from the cinema I had a thought. Guy Fawkes tried to blow the Houses Of Parliament sky high, and he gets a day named after him. So why don't we have Hitler Day? Can anyone answer me that? Leave a comment or contact me if you have an answer.

Anyway, the cinema was good. Saw Sky High, which was better than I thought. I suggest you peoples go and see it. And that's about all...Bye for now peoples!