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5月21日 Austria; Where Hell Meets Communism.First Hitler and now this. Cellar-Rape, the Baby Destroyer. Fuck you, Austria. You'd better give us something good soon, or we're gonna be pissed. I wish Dexter Season 2 would just be given a date to air. Dagnab FX. Curse you, high-quality programmes! My monitor goes weird when my phone's doing stuff. Awesome. I forgot what I was going to say. Hmm... Dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-deeeew. Dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-deeeeeeew! EEHHH! EEHHH-EEHHH-EHHH-EEEHHHH! OH! JACK THOMPSON GOT SUED. AHAHAHAHA FUCK HIM. FUCKING WANKER. 10月29日 Back To School Tomorrow.Time to put on my mask and whatnot. Aaaaaangst and whatnot... ...Fuck. I have nothing to put here and whatnot. Bastard. Swearing makes up for things and whatnot. Help. 10月6日 Jamie Does Politics. Brace Yourselves.Today I'm doing Politics. Hold on tight. It's gonna be a hell of a ride. I read the newspaper on the bus this morning. Apparently, people are complaining because Jack Straw or whatever he's called. That...Government...Bloke...Guy...Dude...Thing. ANYWAY! He said that Muslims shouldn't wear headscarves because it makes it hard to make social communities and stuff or something. Makes it easier to get to know people and be friendly and stuff. Y'know? Sounds reasonable? Does it? I think it does. WRONG! ALL TOTALLY WRONG! You're racist for even thinking this. It's SELECTIVE DESCRIMINATION! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE LIKE HITLER FOR THINKING IT!!!! Yeah. There were complaints, and they call it "Selective Descrimination". It's not. It's because Muslims are the only ones who wear headscarves. Proof? 1) You see a woman walking down the street with a headscarf. Is she more likely to be: A) Christian? B) Muslim? C) Donkey Kong? The answer's "B". Fuckhole. Anyway, it sounds reasonable. Stop bitching. IT'S NOT SELECTIVE DESCRIMINATION. IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO WEAR HEADSCARVES. Some lady on TV just made a good point. "We've let them in our country, they can either obey our rules, or go back home." It makes sense. It's our country, y'know? So...We let you live here, we're happy to. But you can't just come into a country and say "Change that, change that, change that, get out, our country now." 'kay? I'm not discriminating. I'm just saying that it's pretty stupid, and it's a reasonable idea by the...Home Secretary, I think he is? Anyway. Next point. "Bah Bah Rainbow Sheep, have you any wool?" What the shit is up with this crap. Oh. Wait. The Government again. Because saying the sheep is Black is racist. Can't have that. IT'S NOT RACIST. IT'S A SHEEP IN A NURSERY RHYME. I SANG THAT NURSERY RHYME! I AM NOT RACIST! IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE! People are racist because their parents are, because they're stupid. Not because of the nursery rhyme. "Rainbow sheep"? The gays'll be complaining now! What, are we going to end up with "Sheep sheep"? Or just ban singing altogether. In fact! LET'S BAN PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF SEVEN! YES! I get very annoyed at this. It's not discrimination. It's a good idea. It's not discrimination. It's a nursery rhyme. It's not discrimination. It's pissing me off. On another note, David Mitchell is my hero. He's hilarious. He's got his own show with that other guy now. It's on 2, at 9:30 on thursdays. Watch it. And...That's all. I'm back, and I'm blogging. |
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