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March 02 "It's true! They do swarm!"That's right! Due to popular demand, and general insanity, Tales From The Bus returns! *Various clapping and cheering*
So, here we go (I Pretty much always say that, don't I?) Anyway, (I say that too) Alright, enough of this, I'm just going for it...
Andy and I didn't get our usual set of 4 seats at the front, because we lost the race-type-thing with the girls...For the seats...And stuff...*Cough* So the point is we had to sit nearer to the back. With the other girls. And the other Jamie. So it began. The girls started stroking my hair and telling me that it was shiny, and asking if I used straighteners, what shampoo I used, if I brushed it, etc. And then...They mobbed me. They put my hair in bobbles and stuff. Everyone was laughing and going "aww". They took a picture on their phones. Which I plan to put on my profile. Andy's idea. XD
Crazy, ain't it? We gotta sit there more often. It was fun. XD
Oh, and about the title, it's based on this picture:
November 17 *Hysterics*Tales From The Bus Episode 2:
This happened on the bus yesterday. If you don't find it funny, you had to be there...OK:
Andy: So Simon, what do you want to be when you're older?
*Simon goes to say something*
Me (to Andy): Taller.
And we were in hysterics for about 2 minutes.
Yeah...It's always funny on the bus...And that's the end of another Tales from The Bus! October 19 Tales From The Bus; Episode 1!Hello again my loyal blog readers, I bring you (a day late because this happened yesterday) the first ever...*Drumroll* TALES FROM THE BUS! And without further ado, here it is:
Tales From The Bus: Episode 1: A late bus and crappy driver.
I got to the bus stop yesterday morning at 8:14am. the bus is meant to get to my stop at 8:16, so it was good timing. It was very cold yesterday, probably one of the coldest days we've had so far this year. And i'm standing there at the bus stop. 20 Past comes and goes, followed by 25 past. Half past follows, and it's still cold. Very cold. Eventually it gets to 8:35 and the bus FINALLY arrives. I get on and ask for a ticket. The driver takes about a minute to issue me it. It takes the other drivers about 10 seconds. So I sit down in my usual seat, and Andy tells me that the bus had picked him up 20 minutes late too! So Andy had said "It's about time" and the driver says: "Do you want to get to school or not!?" So Andy just got on. I thought up a witty comeback though. I can 9/10 times. But back to the subject! My comeback was "Well, no not really, but the govornment, who are idiots say I have to, otherwise i'd be at home on my computer right now. And anyway, I could get you fired if you don't let me on the bus, by lodging a complaint with Arriva. Then again, you didn't really deserve to be hired in the first place, did you? I mean, it's obvious you're completely incompetant, and the fact that you actually have this job is my proof that the govornment are idiots. So shut up, and drive."
Yeah...It's a little harsh...But the fact I had been standing there in the cold for 20 minutes justifies it in my opinion.
And that's it for the first Tales From The Bus, I hope you enjoyed reading it, and there'll be more to come.
In other news, David won the student voice election, despite Allen's best efforts. Also, suprisingly, Billy did not win either, despite threatening to kill everyone with flowers that disappear into your blood stream only hours after they are first there. And the form teacher forgot the sweets and chocolate. AGAIN. David failed in being a good student voice by not saying "Sir, shouldn't we get 3 things because you've forgotten them again?" Damn his eyes. And there's PE again tomorrow. I think we're against the other, more confident group. *Whimper* Oh well, usual tactics!
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