It's Christmas.

Awesome.

Have fun.

But this exam question is amusing.


"Allen has 5 lollipops. Rashid has 7 lollipops. Allen, being a fine, upstanding white boy, beats Rashid down, and takes his lollipops How many years does Rashid get?"


Anyway, Jade Goody, despite her being on Big Brother, and thusly forfeiting her existence, is not racist, in my opinion.

OH MY GOD SHE CALLED SOMEONE A SORT OF FOOD.

Stop whining. Shilpuh, or however the hell that's spelt, is going on Sky News to tell people HER OPINION.

THAT'S RIGHT. SO FAR, SHE HAS NOT COMMENTED ON IT. THE MEDIA HAS TAKEN IT AND RUN. Now she's getting letterbombs or some crap, hell do I know.


I'm not racist. Terribly sorry if you're offended by this.

Yep.
*Blinks*

Japanese McDonalds are different, y'know.

Such as.

Drinks.
Kid 1: Hey, that's a drinking bucket for horses!
Kid 2: No way, that's one of those water storage tanks.
Kid 3: You're all wrong. Clearly, it's a family-sized swimming pool.
Me: Nope. This just happens to be a super-sized drink cup from McDonalds.
Class of 30 Japanese kids: Oh my God.
Kid 1: You mean that thing is meant for human consumption?
Kid 2: So, that's for a family of four to drink from for one week, right?
Me: Nope. This is for one person.
Class of 30 Japanese kids: No.
Me: With free refills.
Class of 30 Japanese kids: *heads simultaneously explode*

I want this enacted.
RIGHT NOW.

And...
Burgers.
Me: Hey, can you guess what this is?
Kid 1: An entire herd of cattle grazing between a cheese-filled sky and land made of bread!


Burgers also LOOK LIKE THE PICTURES. OH MY GOD.

GAIJIN SMASH!

If you don't know what I'm talking about, then find out, maybe? Who knows.
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